Sep
7
I ɡο wedding crashing w/ mу best friend wһеח I’m bored
һаνе аחу tips?
οr аחу ехсеƖƖеחt family connection tһουɡһtѕ (ex. grooms second cousins step sister)
Tags: best friend, grooms, second cousins, step sister
Rule #1 - Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.
Rule #2 - Never use your real name.
Pretend to be a long-lost relative
Weddings are teeming with dozens of relations from all over the globe. From Aunt Gertrude from Glasgow to Fantastic Uncle Terrence from Kalamazoo, the family tree is more than the pleased couple — or their parents — can ever hope to keep track of. Depending on your desired level of theatricality, you could try putting on an accent and saying you’re from "the ancient people" or — if you’re feeling extra bold — try passing on best wishes from other long-lost (and equally elusive) relatives who weren’t able to make the trip (just don’t specify names). Vital phrases to remember are "Sorry we haven’t kept in touch," "It’s been far too long" and "Second cousin thrice removed on your uncle’s side."
Bring a card with money in it to help the bride and groom pay for you to eat/drink! Do you have any thought how much it costs them for you to be there???
That is brilliant. I prom crashed when I was in high school. Maybe I could go on to weddings.
Fart in the middle really loud. Or have someone call you aptly in the middle of ‘I Do’s’ and turn it on really loud and talk obnoxiousley like"Yeah! I can talk! Seriously? Woah! Did you hear that guys? Lol i’ve done it b4
Get a life?
you need to grow up
that is dumb and immature. what are you like 16? grow up and get a life. maybe find a touch prductive to do..lol