Mу fiance аחԁ I want tο ԁο a redneck themed wedding. I’ve bееח looking online fοr ѕοmе tһουɡһtѕ, bυt all tһаt keeps coming up іѕ redneck jokes. Hee hee. Thanks fοr аחу һеƖр wе саח ɡеt!
wе′ve both already һаԁ tһе habitual weddings. Wе now аrе јυѕt going tο һаνе fun wіtһ ours. I Ɩіkе tһе tractor tһουɡһt аחԁ all tһе others. Keep tһеm coming! Thanks ѕο much fοr all tһе һеƖр!
See I rесkοח іt’ll bе fun. I’m חοt a redneck аt all. Bυt һе comes frοm a family tһаt іѕ. Sο I rесkοח іt’s going tο bе a blast. Thanks fοr all tһе һеƖр! Keep іt coming!
Ha I Ɩіkе tһе tһουɡһt οf υѕ standing іח tһе back οf a truck. Hοw cute wουƖԁ tһаt bе! Hοw аbουt invites? Aחу redneck tһουɡһtѕ? I’m thinking a touch tһаt ԁοеѕ wіtһ duct tape. lol
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I hope this helps you out. My husband and I had a hillbilly themed wedding. We drank from mason jars, had a BBQ, he even wore bibs and a Kesslars t shirt. Had a hill billy band complete with brown jug. OUr card box was in the shape of a log cabin and we served pies instead of cake. My husband and Mom even danced to red neck woman. I made our invitations that had a picture of a drunk hillbilly being carried by his wife (he was holding a brown jug) and underneath it said "I sure hope pa don’t wake up soon" Instead of a guest book, we place down a piece of white fabric and had everyone sign it and give us any well wishes. I am making that into a quilt. I originally wanted to have a habitual wedding but found out I was pregnant, so I chose to let my husband and mom plot the wedding, I told them anything as long as it was fun.
I know Britney Spears had a redneck wedding. Perhaps you could find out some of the things she did online somewhere…?
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A friend of mine was in a wedding where they rode from the ceremony to the reception on a tractor… she was thoroughly embarrassed.
Sorry to say it - but that’s just sad. A wedding should be a gorgeous and special day; marked by several lovely touches and an elegant atmosphere. If you want a red neck wedding, just get married by the justice of the peace. Yucky.
spend your honeymoon in a nice decorated barn with a nice bed and horse tank full of hot water,and forget the swim suits.
Have your reception at IHOP/Waffle House, depending on where you are.
Have an open bar in the church.
Encourage smoking during the ceremony, and place candles in spitoons.
The groomsmen should all be wearing red checked smooth talk.
Be sure there is a black velvet painting of Dale Earnhardt hanging over the altar.
Honeymoon? Alabama or, for you cold-weather rednecks, Maine.
You should get Budweiser to sponsor this, too.
Well, first of all, you can have your fiance get married in boots and a cowboy hat. And you can supply a crawfish boil for a reception. Also, try riding off on 4 wheelers! If you want to get really redneck with it, you could have your dad give you away while holding a shot gun. You don’t want to go too overboard.. like with decorations and all cause that will look cheap and cheezy instead of redneckish. Just limit the decorations to grass and smallest things. Have the bridesmaids wear matching jeans, shirts and boots and the same with the groomsmen.
It Might Be a Redneck Wedding…
If the groom is wearing a bowling shirt
If the bride wears a crop top so her tattoo will show
If the bride’s hair is larger than her veil
If the bride carries a bouquet of artificial flowers
If the bride maids have fringe on their skirts and vests
If the wedding is delayed because the groom’s truck wouldn’t start
If the bride’s father brings a shotgun to the wedding
If the wedding march is played on dueling banjos
If the friends of the groom TP the church
If the decorations include any pink flamingo
If the best man is wearing a baseball cap
If the preacher has sideburns and wide lapels
If they throw corn at the couple instead of rice
If the musical selections include Loretta Lynn or George Jones
If the photographer is using a disposable camera from Wal-Mart
If the groom’s men have western boots and sequins on their shirts
If the reception is held at the local waffle house
If the hor dourves include pork skins and bean dip
If guests play pinball machines or shoot pool at the reception
If there is a jug in the backroom
If the wedding gifts include hubcaps, ammunition, or IOUs
If the wedding buffet includes pork char-grill and toothpicks
If the getaway car is a pickup truck with Pabst beer cans tied behind it
If the wedding announcement is in the free advertiser newspaper
If the couple plans to honeymoon in Branson, Mo.
If the newlyweds will reside in a mobile home
If the groom gives chewing tobacco for wedding favors
If the bride does too
ALSO
http://www.randomhouse.com/broadway/ catalog/show.pperl?9780767921350
I don’t know if this may interest you, but one time I saw this redneck wedding on TV… I reckon on Americas Most amusing Videos or a touch… anyway… In this hall there were two port-a-johns next to each other… The bride was in one and the groom in the other… and the preacher or whomever performed the wedding ceremony while the couple remained in their respective port-a-john… Then when he announced you may kiss the bride… both doors flew open and the couple united in am embrace… They were also dressed a touch like the Beverly Hillbillys… Pretty corny and really redneck… They even had cans tied on to each port-a-john…
Have a fiddler singing south park inspired theme songs from the episode where stan puts together a dance group to challenge the other dancers.
The owner of a dancing duck whipps out the fiddle and sings:
"You Do a line and I’ll do a line…. honey!
You do a line and I’ll do a line…. honey!
You do a line and I’ll do a line and we’ll fight and screw till the mornin time honey, baby ma’am!"
Ever watch My Name is Earl? Joy (Jamie Presley) gets married on one episode on the first season. (It is my favorite episode so far.) You might be able to get a few thoughts from that. Please watch that episode. You have got to see what she wore the first time! I’m sure that will give you a excellent thought! You could have you reception next to a trailer. The groom and groomsmen could wear NASCAR clothing. There are a ton pf thoughts out there. Fun thought! I hope these helped in some way.
my friends had theirs @ a local fire house, they place plastic table clothes on the tables like you would have on a picnic bench & they had just the basics for food,
hambergers, susage w/ peppers, lasagna , booze
& soda. Everyone had a nice time .
HAVE YOUR TABLE COVERS IN DENIM WITH PATCH POCKET DETAILS. YOUR CENTERPIECES COULD BE HAY BALES (THEY MAKE THEM SMALL) WITH WHEAT AND RED PLAID SCARVES AS DETAILS. DINNER WARE COULD BE THRIFT STORE DINNERWARE , NONE MATCHING,MAYBE ATIN LOOK. HAVE A PORCH FOR A DANCE FLOOR WITH A COUPLE DOGS UNDERNEATH. CUTE, HUH!!
use bales of hay to decorate for the reception; guests could even sit on them; use an ancient junk convertible as part of the buffet table-just place a piece of ply wood over the back seats and another over the front; supply punch from an ancient (cleaned of course) bathtub- the kind on legs; have an outdoor bar-b-cue reception; place a bow on the hound dog and let him be the ring bearer;
Here is a place to go to get an thought on your wedding cake:
urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_hillbilly_wedding.htm
I have some general thoughts, you will have to work out the details.
NASCAR
Bowling
Smooth talk
Camouflage
Smooth talk camouflage
Boots
Chewing tobacco
Trailer park
Wal Mart
My coworker is getting married on their farm in the people, they are getting married in a field and having a reception in the barn. They’re having white port-a-potties brought in too. Hire a local band with a fiddle player and have the decorations be red and white checks, supply kegs of Natty light or Busch beer. Use paper plates and red plastic cups. As a party favor you could, have personalized wedding koozies made, kustomkoozies.com has some examples. For focal top pieces you can use metal buckets or mason jars as flower vases and place daisies and stalks of wheat and stuff like that in them. Just some thoughts. If you want to try looking online more, try looking up people themed weddings. That has more serene people thoughts, but you could always spice it up.
i like the thought of the mason jars for the flower preparations. you could use the pretty colored weeds from a nearby field. and use bailing string for decorative ribbon. there are so many cute small things you could do with this, you could make it "farm chic" or do the whole redneck motif. even if you do it, it’s your wedding and have fun with it!
Depends on when the wedding is. Outdoor, have people sit on hay bales. Indoor, go with a barn, sitting on hay bales. Go with denim and white. Instead of throwing birdseed, have everyone shake cans filled with beans.
The bride and groom wear bib overalls and checkered shirts and the ceremony ( bride, groom and officient ) stand in the back of a pick-up truck.
The only beverage served is bottled beer.
I really like the thought of a come as you are wedding. You have to do a bit of research into your guests. You need to know how long it takes for them to get to your wedding place and what weekends in a span of a few months they are not available. Don’t give them any hints into which weekend you are looking at. Give someone the job of calling the guests the day of the wedding. Have them call in just enough time for the guests to get there. They should not be given enough time to get dressed up. The buzz call consists of "__ and __ are getting married at ____ (place) at _:__. Come as you are!" And that’s it. If guests do it properly, you never know how they are going to be dressed! I know of a wedding where a couple showed up in pajamas and one guest had curlers in! It is a lot of fun! I guess if you have guests who are travelling from away, you would have to tell them ahead of time, but get them to promise not to tell anyone else. No matter what you do, have A LOT of fun!
Yeah have everybody dress as civil war era charecters a friend of mine did this and it was fantastic . I took tons of pics(an ex stole all of them) . It was fantastic and to dress like that it was alot of fun. excellent luck and god bless.
Here is a few thoughts. For the food have a pig roast but be prepared for some to not like that so have a grill for regular hot dogs and hamburgers. Entertainment have karaoke (always a fun time).
maybe ur dad should stand at the alter with u with a shotgun to ur futer hubbys head. thats redneck and server road kill, use john deer green for everything
You could use stacked donuts as your wedding cake with a amusing topper on it.